Why I wanna pwn Buzz

1. I'm lonely and need to feel validated on the internet
2. Where else can my jokes that I've written exclusively about Bee Movie go to live now?
3. Google killed a family member. (See blog #34: I brought down Google)
4. I'm overcompensating for a lack of human interaction and need to do whatever I can to fill the void.
5. I have short term memory problems (See that 1 and 4 are the same thing?) and this is instantly validating.

HEY GOOGLE BUZZ! EAT ME!

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

Why don't you tweet about it twerp!

BuzzKill!

Sometimes you might wanna dig deep at your buzz enemies with some solid buzz puns. Hit 'em with their own medicine you know? Well here are some rip roaring buzz puns:

• Man... quit being a BUZZkill!
• Hey asshole, get a life! HAHA! PWNED! I FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY I BUZZ LIKE A BEE! THE OL' ONE TWO!
• Hey man! You're as outta touch as woody from Toy Story... Welcome to the future! I'm BUZZ Lightyear! LOL!
• Man... none of these buzzes are worthy. I'm certainly not going to embuzzle them!
• I have been drinking!

The last one is insinuating, but you get the idea. MAN! I'm killing it on buzz.

HAHA! Look at this comeback LOL!

J***** : Dawgs, buzz at me! Want to see your best buzzes!

Dru Johnston: BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! OUTTA TIME!

So Simple Right! I bet that guy is 100% confused and sorry he messed with my internet word wizardy... gawd... maybe I'm wasting my valuable time and energy on pioneering a new pwning... maybe I should take my talents to youtube. But I'm cutting edge n' shit.

So listen up, h8ters

This google buzz is here and it's here to stay. That dude from that blog Mashable loves this shit and thinks that it's not going anywhere. LOOK AT THIS SHIT THAT HE SAID:

What's more, Google Buzz uses data about those you frequently e-mail to automatically build a social network for you. Gone are the challenges of critical mass faced by virtually every new social networking service. In Google Buzz, your address book is your network.

Some deep ass shit there! So here's what I'm saying... for every social network there's a slew of shitty assholes that reside on that network... trolling around, hating on things, commenting on things... you know the kind I'm talking about.

I'm gonna be revolutionary... this Buzz is so new that it probably hasn't reached a point where people are gonna go all apeshit all over it. I'm going to pave the road for assholes on Google Buzz.

That's my mission.

Won't you join me?