Why I wanna pwn Buzz

1. I'm lonely and need to feel validated on the internet
2. Where else can my jokes that I've written exclusively about Bee Movie go to live now?
3. Google killed a family member. (See blog #34: I brought down Google)
4. I'm overcompensating for a lack of human interaction and need to do whatever I can to fill the void.
5. I have short term memory problems (See that 1 and 4 are the same thing?) and this is instantly validating.

HEY GOOGLE BUZZ! EAT ME!

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

Why don't you tweet about it twerp!